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JK
 Apr 26, 06 - 3:31 AM |
Oh...I get it now. Heiro got dumped by a "Chris-Head."
Is that it? She/he dumped you? Thus a website is born. In the words of Chris Farley..."I've seen it a million times." In the following order, Heiro: 1.) Look up the world exploitation. 2.) Look in mirror 3.) Think (this is really the most important part.) Chris Martin isn't holding a gun to anyone's head insisting they listen to Coldplay. If you don't like it, don't buy it. And more importantly, don't listen to it. Other than that, don't blow a blood vessel trying to be too clever. Ta-Ta... |
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Heirophant
Apr 28th, 2006 - 12:45 PM |
Re: Oh...I get it now. Heiro got dumped by a "Chris-Head."
Their was no dumping, alas. I dont need to look up 'exploitation' - it's what is happening when big multinationals pay Indians and Thais pennes a day to work in a sweatshop. Chris Martin is against all that. Looked in the mirror - I could do with a haircut. But it's easy to say 'think' - but what's your actual point? Think about what? And then you say "don't try to be too clever." That's a delicate balance! 'Think - but not too much.' And of course we like their records - we liked them enough to found a church! 
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Heirophant
May 3rd, 2006 - 12:46 AM |
Re: Oh...I get it now. Heiro got dumped by a "Chris-Head."
And I didn't get "dumped", by the way. I don't really know what happened. I think we just grew apart. One day, everything was fine, and we were having fun, and the next, it seemed like we didn't like the same things anymore, like she was tired of my jokes, like we both wanted to be talking to someone else instead. We never listened to coldplay together anymore. And one day she came to me and said "we have to talk", and I knew what that meant, and I agreed with her - we needed time apart. I do'nt know why, I think it was mostly bravado. But that was that. I cried at my friends, and listened to AROBTTH over and over again. And I got over her. I realised, "We all live in a beautiful world". I felt like a puzzle, whose missing piece I had to find. Pornography and prostitutes were a poor substitute for true love, but in time, I came to prefer them. Because now I am happy to be myself, with my whores and comic books, my agoraphobia and obesity, my cats and my Coldplay CD's, than I ever was with that witch. |
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JK
May 4th, 2006 - 12:12 AM |
Re: Oh...I get it now. Heiro got dumped by a "Chris-Head."
Clearly, you have gone to a world of trouble to create this Anti-Coldplay website. It must consume some unhealthy, perhaps pathological part of your time. Right? Since the dawn of man, people have been motivated by six basic things... fear, hunger, thirst, shelter, sleep....and sex. Fear? No...I don't see that. Hunger, thirst and shelter don't make sense. Sleep...no. Unless chronic masturbation is an issue. I'd need more information from you. I have to think it's sex. Or in your case, the lack thereof, in response to your inability to get your groove thang going with a girl that happened to be a fan of Coldplay, or perhaps someone who looked a bit like Paltrow. That's the word on the internet. That is what I hear. I stand by my words. With geeks...it almost always comes down to lack of sex. JK |
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Heirophant
May 11th, 2006 - 1:34 AM |
Re: Oh...I get it now. Heiro got dumped by a "Chris-Head."
Theirs more to life that sex, JK. CM himself didn't lose his virginity until he was in his twenties, and Jesus maybe didn't have sex at all (Depends on who you ask - he's had his fair share according to Dan Brown)! There is another essential uman need that you forgot to mention - FAITH. At the end of the day, people have the need to believe in something bigger than themselves. Perhaps you do not understand that, though I am only guessing that you are not a religious man. Most religions are based upon teachings by some long-dead prophet. What makes this Church special is that our messiah is walking the earth today, doing good. And that bhas nothing at all to do with chronic masterbation. |
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