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Heirophant
 Aug 9, 06 - 2:45 PM |
Bullettin's from the Bunker
Day 7 I've been in the cellar for a week now, waiting for Armageddon, with only my laptop and my Coldplay CDs for company. According to Rapture Ready, Armageddon is closer than ever, but all anyone seems concerned about is that Mel Gibson is a drunken anty-semite. Yet we know that the Last Days are upon us, the Third Gospel, the Gospel of Truth, or X&Y having been revealed, that the rapture must be upon us soon. The signs are there. It is as foretold. IT IS TIME FOR CHRIS! COME ON, CHRIS! SORT STUFF OUT! |
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Heirophant
Aug 12th, 2006 - 1:11 PM |
Re: Bullettin's from the Bunker
Day 10 No closer to The End yet. In fact, the UN seems to think they can get a resolution. So, disappointing. Come on, guys! Are you not ready for OUR MAN CHRIS!? 
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Garlic Host
Aug 12th, 2006 - 5:33 PM |
Re: Bullettin's from the Bunker
The end of the world already started at the beginning of the world...  They should drop Coldplay music and lyrics from planes, instead of leaflets warning for bombs (or bombs). These people are in need of different messages! |
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Heirophant
Aug 14th, 2006 - 1:29 AM |
Re: Bullettin's from the Bunker
Too true, Garlic, too true. There IS nothing MORE LIKELY to bring about peace in the Middle East then the judicious use of the words to THE SCIENTIST. "Questions of Science, Sience and Progress (eg nuclear proliferation)", "Nobody said it would be easy..." Day 8 Another slow news day but broadband seems to still work, so I guess that civilisation is still in place.  Something going on in England, but it seems to be some sort of reality show where the public vote for who in their neighbourhood is a terrorist. One of thems got Toorett's.Instead, found myself trolling the John Byrne forums. John Byrne is a respected comic's book's writer. The discussion as to weather Captain America should indulge in (implied) casula sex was particularly useful for taking my fevered brain off the impending Armaggeddon/Rapture. |
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Heirophant
Aug 22nd, 2006 - 12:51 AM |
Re: Bullettin's from the Bunker
Day 11 Some sort of peace seems to be holding in the Middle East, and arrests have been made in the English plane-bombing plot. But Hezbullah are heroes in Palestine now, helping people to rebuild their lives, and oil prices are set to rise in the US again, further hastening their economic decline. I believe that both these incedents will soon be blamed on Iran, thus validating the war Blair and Bush hope to have. Have eaten nothing but beans for the last three days, and am running low on beer. I realise now that I cannot stay down here in the cellar forever, but I cannot hope to emerge until Chris Martin tells me everything is OK. Heirophant signing out. |
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Garlic Host
Sep 4th, 2006 - 1:03 PM |
Re: Bullettin's from the Bunker
Some inspiration and encouragement might be needed by now in your cellar, or for anyone else with similar mind sets in any cellar anywhere... http://www.countdown.org/ |
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Heirophant
Sep 11th, 2006 - 1:42 AM |
Re: Bullettin's from the Bunker
Day 22 Gwyey is going back to movies and Chris is back on the charity trail. The Middle East is forgotten as Blair and Brown squabble. So the time has come for Heirophant to return to the world. Whilst I feel glad that the world has not ended, I do feel disappointed to be proven wrong. I had hoped that I would becomr the only broadcaster left on earth, firing polemical broadsides from my bunker laptop. Instead, I was a fat man in a cellar for a month with brick dust in my hair. So what have I learned? I learned that rats may seem pleasant when your awake, but they'll try to eat your eyes as soon as you fall asleep. I learned that internet pornography is the surest way of catching a computer virus. And I learned that man can survive on beans alone, but he better have a well-ventilated house. Above all, I learned that hope is the greatest gift we have. Except maybe language. And consciousness. And maybe music. So in the morning, I shall emerge, pinhole-eyed and unshaven, eat a party pizza and make straight for the comic book shop. There's a new model of Poison Ivy out that I just gotta have. They've made her nipples look almost real. Except more so. |
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