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Welcom to the ecumenical forum for THE CHURCH OF CHRIS MARTIN. Here we discuss the message and mission of Coldplay. |
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Christopher
 Nov 8, 07 - 6:22 PM |
Chris Martin
You people are big fat men who like cheese. So i wrote this song A penny loaf to feed Chris Martin A farthing o' cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down. A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar. Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head. Then we'll say ol' Martin is dead. Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah hoorah! |
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The Real messiah
Nov 8th, 2007 - 6:30 PM |
Re: Chris Martin
omg how can u say tht god wil smite u ha lol im gonna go bak 2 my shrine now joke this site is so ridiculous it could be a parody infact please tell me it cos im havin a great laugh at your expense however unfortunately i must leave it at that i have a laugh i wonder if any of you ppl hav eva had a real relationship chris martin doesnt count |
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Christopher
Nov 8th, 2007 - 6:44 PM |
Chris Martin
I would love to seccond the comments made by the vennerable real messiah i like him alot. |
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The Real messiah
Nov 8th, 2007 - 6:50 PM |
Re: Chris Martin
christopher u r an honourable man howeva i c ur song was originaly about the pope which leads me 2 fink tht u r of the catholic or anti catholic persuasion |
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Christopher
Nov 8th, 2007 - 6:53 PM |
Chris Martin
Well deduced real messiah as we have never met i beleive that to have been incredably accurate inference. |
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Yan
Nov 8th, 2007 - 8:59 PM |
Re: Chris Martin
Well, the beer is not a bad idea... Cheers 
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Christopher
Nov 8th, 2007 - 9:01 PM |
Chris Martin
Not a problem. |
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Yan
Nov 8th, 2007 - 9:03 PM |
Re: Chris Martin
cool 
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