I SERVE THE PUBLIC
I EARN A TIDY SUM
I HAVE ACCESS TO MORE MONEY IF I WANT IT
I BLINDLY FOLLOW RULES WHEN IT SUITS ME
I AM AN EXPERT AT BEING ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH
I MUST HAVE TWO HOUSES
I AM ACCOUNTABLE
I REGARD MYSELF AS BEING IMMUNE TO ACCOUNTABILITY
I DON'T RECOGNISE ETHICS OR MORALITY IF IT COSTS ME.
I WILL HAVE A PENSION NO MATTER WHAT I DO WRONG.