I got these words of wisdome in an e-mail. Some of them are really true if you think about it.



> > Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I

> > may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell

> alone.

> >

> > The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky

> > tire.

> >

> > It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the

> > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

> >

> > It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

> >

> > Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

> >

> > We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

> >

> > No one is listening until you make a mistake.

> >

> > Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

> >

> > It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning

> to

> > others.

> >

> > It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities

> > without your help.

> >

> > If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car

> > payments.

> >

> > If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

> >

> > If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably

> >worth it.

> >

> > You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

> >

> > Who gossips to you will gossip of you.

> >

> > When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?"-it's always a negative one.

> >

> > When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them

> > gently (got this advice from my dog, and it really works!)

> >

> > The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

> >

> > The trouble with work is - it's so daily.

> >

> > The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little "extra".

> >

> > Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if

> > they're OK, you're it.