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Creative Cambridge

Good for a laugh
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C799634

Location: Auckland NZ

Re: Creative Cambridge

BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA Typical car dealer BULLS........

1936 AUSTIN 7 CAMBRIDGE SPORTS SPECIAL (very rare)
Finished in deep red with black gloss wings and wire wheels, complemented by a deep brown leather trim. This little car was first registered on 9th May 1936 with chassis number 245640, engine number 163930 and registration number CXM 785
The car was then taken to Cambridge engineering of Willsden and Kew Green London and was converted by L.M. Bill Williams into a Cambridge two seater special. Cambridge engineering were recognised as the ‘experts’ in tuning and building Austin Seven Sports Specials. At the time the car was fitted with a gas flowed engine with high compression head and SU carb. On the dashboard of the car is a brass plaque stating the following ‘driven by Sir Herbert Austin reached up to 102 mph, Brooklands, 1937’. A further brass plaque states that the vehicle appeared at Le Mans race circuit in
1938/1939. The car is registered on the Owners of Austin Sevens register as being built by Bill Williams and can be verified under its chassis number. Sometime later the car was taken out of use and spent 20-30 years in the rear of a workshop in Scotland and sadly ended up in a poor state. A ground up restoration took place over a period of years in the early 2000’s during which extensive work was carried out to the body and the mechanics. On overhauling the engine, it was found that the engine modifications mentioned earlier has taken place and the car was later sold in 2014 and exported to Spain to become part of a large historic car collection in Majorca. Following the demise of the wealthy Spaniard, the collection was broken up and this car was re-imported under its original registration number back to the UK. The car has recently been commissioned for road use which included new water hoses, fresh oil etc. Two further plaques in addition to those mentioned earlier are displayed on the dashboard indicating that the car attended other rallies in 1991 and 1996. According to the V5 the vehicle has had 3 former keepers.
The history folder includes: V5, Austin Seven chassis search results confirming that this car was an original Cambridge Special, various emails and correspondence, import documentation, Spanish V5, DVLA paperwork, business cards, invoices, show events paperwork, a hardback book called Austin seven Specials by L.M. Bill Williams, write ups on this car and various pieces of information re Austin specials, Austin Seven Cambridge and Bill Williams.
The features include: fly screens, rear view mirrors, leather strapped bonnet, wire wheels, side exhaust, tonneau cover, wooden dash, leather trim and chrome headlights. This little darling is still in excellent condition throughout and would be a lovely addition to any car collection or for someone who would cherish a beautiful Sportscar of this era. £16995
01202 709407 or 07785500990

Location: Scotland

Re: Creative Cambridge

There's as much Cambridge in that car as there was Grasshopper in the previous subject.

Re: Creative Cambridge

I have just had to fit my patent girdle as I feared that I might split my sides from laughing.
I would suggest that any prospective purchaser should try the car and deduct £500 from the asking price for every one mph that it falls short of its 102mph claimed top speed. It might then be a reasonable buy.

Re: Creative Cambridge

Right let's try and do this properly...

For sale.

1936 Austin Ruby that has had the original body removed and replaced with something resembling a Cambridge Special. A pretty standard engine with standard manifolds and an adaptor for a late model SU carb, plus various entertaining brass plaques to keep the passenger amused.

Probably more accurate, but definitely not as much fun to read!

Re: Creative Cambridge

Duncan Whitfield


On the dashboard of the car is a brass plaque stating the following ‘driven by Sir Herbert Austin reached up to 102 mph, Brooklands, 1937’.


that was an especially impressive piece of driving considering that the "driver" Herbert Austin would have been 71 years old in 1937.

Are there really any buyers who would be taken in by the utter of cobblers in the sellers spiel? -I suppose I'll have my answer if it sells

Location: N W Kent

Re: Creative Cambridge

What ho Chaps!
The cat's just done a whoopsie on the Axminster. If I spray it gold and say it belonged to Richard the Third do you think someone would buy it?

Location: Somewhere in Blighty

Re: Creative Cambridge

Duncan Whitfield
BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA Typical car dealer BULLS........


some brave claims.

but were does the car dealer bit come in.

ive seem mountains of BULLSh!t, on this forum. most if not all from public

even someone on this thread trying sell **** by spraying it gold. although hes afraid to use his own name. but ill bet he is public and not trade

tony

Location: huncote on the pig

Re: Creative Cambridge

That's an interesting story which has been developed somewhat from an earlier Stevenage dealer's prose in August this year, when the car was up for £15,500. So more bull gives a higher price. Amazing what creative writing can produce! As for the modern Spanish plaques . . La Mans, really?

Take a look at http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C750775

Bill

Location: Saumur, France

Re: Creative Cambridge

I quite like the cunning way it changes from a saloon rad to a sleek sports in such a gradual way...

it of course needs to be photographed on a slope otherwise the bonnet looks very odd!

Re: Creative Cambridge

So.
Herbert Austin drove a very ordinary Cambridge special at 102 mph at Brooklands in 1937.
It's all lies.

Re: Creative Cambridge

I didn`t know that my 1933 Cambridge shaped SPECIAL was worth as much as that || I`m open to offers ??









Re: Creative Cambridge

He is trade Tony ,he has a showroom at Sandbanks (hence the price ) just before the chain ferry by the Haven Hotel see www.panoramabay.co.uk.

Re: Creative Cambridge

It was a joke. I was just being foolish. Is that not allowed?

Location: Somewhere in Blighty

Re: Creative Cambridge

hi nigel,

thanks for that.

i dont like to see us all being tarred with the same brush.

dont worry feckless, the joke was only turned back at ya

tony.

Location: huncote on the pig

Re: Creative Cambridge

Glad you enjoyed it chaps! Heres another less creative and consequently cheaper car, shame he did not know where to get the brass plaques.
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C799902

Location: Auckland NZ

Re: Creative Cambridge

The title line says Austin Cambrdige so that's all right then

Location: Isle of Wight

Re: Creative Cambridge

Hilarious! I almost busted a gut laughing! As someone who worked in advertising over my career as a DP, I have to say this is pretty creative. "demise of the wealthy Spaniard" is pretty good. Interesting that they came up with "102mph". I think that someone probably thought that mph looked better than kph. I would love to see a truthful advert on this car. Phrases such as, "based on a more pedestrian Austin Seven, a company founded by Herbert Austin. Austin drove some of his cars, and attended races at Brooklands..." I guess I'll have to make up some brass plaques. Where can I get a copy of Sir Herbert's signature, or maybe Gunnar Poppe's? :-)

Location: Sunny Seattle

Re: Creative Cambridge

tony betts
Duncan Whitfield
BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA Typical car dealer BULLS........


some brave claims.

but were does the car dealer bit come in.

ive seem mountains of BULLSh!t, on this forum. most if not all from public

even someone on this thread trying sell **** by spraying it gold. although hes afraid to use his own name. but ill bet he is public and not trade

tony


I re write: Car Dealer should had been Typical Car Salesman BULLS.......
Tony you are neither a car dealer or a car salesman?
You may have the odd car to sell from time to time like anyone of us on this forum.
You are part of the A7 fraternity and you provide a first class service to everyone.
Just look at the other salesman trying to sell the Grasshoper BOA 60.

Location: Scotland

Re: Creative Cambridge

Sounds like a case for the local Trading Standards officer!

Re: Creative Cambridge

The spelling mistake for Grasshopper was remarkably serendipitous.

I wonder what spelling mistakes might suit other variants?