Oh,Oh Hallo boys, I decided to clean my little car before they say we cannot because of the water thingy.I used Silvikrin Shampoo,as It makes my hair nice and shiny, so it must be good for the car musn't it? My friend Binky says that's wrong I should just use clean water. I am going to use simonize hard wax because Daddy uses it on his Bently and I don't have to pay for it. Can you tell me how to clean the plastic windows?

Dear Lady, Your body should be washed only in fresh ,clean water. As a batchelor I cannot advise about the waxing. I am advised that the plastic windows should be cleaned using a Chamois leather. Your humble servant,Chinstrap-Gorse