Apparently I can fly anywhere in the world from Cardiff Airport. Does anyone know if I need to go via a large international hub airport first?

All you need to do is don your Ruby Slippers, close your eyes and click your heels together three times while repeating "there's no place like [insert destination here]".

You may still require a stop-over in Schipol or Sharjah though .

Neil, you probably need to go via several big hub's first!

Ruby Slippers? Pfft!

Please, I've got my own Saturn Five Rocket in the shed that you can use.

Which is only good if you're holidaying on the moon. Which is incidentally where is like to send the senedd

Thank you, Neil. I was beginning to think that contributors on this Board were devoid of humour!

Au contraire, Dr. As anyone of our "inner circle" could tell you, I adorn this board with my wit and repartee. The more discerning posters will recognise my subtle use of pathos, bathos and aramis. I think of myself as a cross between Bob Newhart and Jerry Sadowitz. A lone wolf howling his humour while the herd turn their woolly, welsh backs.

I also do this with emoticons a lot because my pathos is so utterly pathetic it whooshes over the heads of the socialist and nationalist Pollyannas who lower the tone with their humourless diatribes against libertarianism and the mighty power of the United Kingdom . For these folk I care little but I generously signpost my comedic genius ; in this way the plebs can feast on my smorgasbord of humour